why the weird names…..

Ok, I am honest, I am weird…..and so are my spreads. I admit, I could have named it Mango Lime Spread….but come on…..such a boring name for something as tasty.

Or the Tart Cherry Espresso, such a goodie, with such a boring title.

But, and here comes my Downfall. I ran into trouble. I was unable to find a funny name.

The product in question is a Apricot Candy Almond spread….I am so lost….and I need to print labels. So, the title for the new spread will be:” Ok, you got me, I did not find a funny name for this spread, but it has Apricot, Almonds and Candy in it”